I pressed charges against my dog.
Case #PMPD-40147. Felony Couch Consumption. The defendant showed no remorse.
Your pet has a record.
Photograph the suspect and log the crime — the department handles the rest: mugshot, charge sheet, verdict, and a sentence they will not serve. Share the evidence.





Straight from the factory's content calendar — what actually goes out for this app.
Case #PMPD-40147. Felony Couch Consumption. The defendant showed no remorse.
Case #PMPD-40233. Vandalism, first degree. She will do it again.
Case #PMPD-40318. Sentence: 6 months supervised belly rubs. No early release.
The department has reviewed the footage. Guilty on all counts. Case #PMPD-40147.
Department classification guide, part one. Grand Theft Sock is a misdemeanor. The couch is a felony. Know the difference.
Intake procedure, for the record. Photograph. Charge. Deliberate. Sentence. Case closed.
Yes, you can appeal a verdict. No, it will not be granted. Denial rate: 100%. By design.